Like when the teacher announces to the whole class that you got a frowny face on your chart for the day. We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of Norma Jean, better known as Marilyn Monroe. Actress transforms becoming Marilyn. [Christopher Robin] Cheer up, Pooh bear, we're coming. I wonder who he is. The original version was released in 1977. What do you think is worse-being known as ugly, or not being known at all? (someone nearby speaks to her) Hold on. (Waits for a minute for camera to turn off.) I mean, Im not judging you, as I said before, I was going throughout that order too. The ocean is so unpredictable. The kids roughed him up, yanno, punches and kicks like little tykes do, and then poured syrup into the back of his sweater. I know who started the zombie virus (pause) its me. I learned my lesson last week. I shut my eyes tight and just kept hoping everything would just go away. Can I be that for him, forever? What Im doing now is pointless. This particular stream had a very long way to travel and by the time it reached the edge of the forest, it had grown up so it was almost a river. If its glory you seek, go home. Second Place Winner By: Brooke E., Little Rock, Arkansas, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A snobby fencing instructor gets a comeuppance. Third Place Winner! Its daylight savings time? He said that because I signed over my rights, I have limited input on how my story is told. The day you left we said wed text every day. Thanks to NASAs Food-In-A-Tiny-Box program, all my cat and I have to eat is dehydrated, compacted food. We were looking at the tall sign outside, the one where you could rearrange the letters to spell what you like. Do you have something to share with the rest of us? (React to thought of what could happen to dogs.) He's gone. Until next time, Anna. I really am innocent. Okay, you dont believe me? By: Kimo Horvath, Age 16, Texas, USA Description: A boy describes his woes in trying to understand girls. Those were the days when I didnt feel anxiety or sadness. Next thing you know, Ill be popular. Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff But foreverwith just one person? People are amazed that I remember so much about my mother, because the cancer took her when I was only five. Shell forget she ever wanted this thing, the mother says, then walks away, dragging the feral creature away and leaving me with something not much better: a dog. The pitcher throws the ball. Because yes, the night holds good possibilities. Even when we fought it wasnt so bad, because we loved each other, and we couldnt stay mad for too long. In fact, thats my dream goal. I cant stop thinking about Sadako, how she spent her last few week folding all those cranes. Everybody will be looking at me, judging me. Always knew it would." The Tigger Movie "Most likely he's stuck. I havent gone into the interview yet, you dont need to call me every two minutes! 35 pages! I wanna work at this design store and show people my talent, and you wanna run away? First Place Winner By: Anastasia G., Vancouver, BC, Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Comedy Description: Goldilocks defends her reputation. I know Im late for work, but you would not believe the morning Ive had! I think we have some candles. Alexa is always listening. (Rolls the window up, and resumes talking to friend on speakerphone.) She will make it impossible to get anything done. Will you marry me? Pooh: Many happy returns of Eeyore's birthday, Owl! I never knew any different. Sometimes you dont even want the good compliments because they make you feel bad because you feel like what you wear shouldnt matter. Okay, I can see why you might think Im a villain, but I swear on my cat that Im not! I could flex my Debate Club prowess. If you lay one of your webbed fingers on my Versace blanket, you better prepare to be smashed with my stilettos. By some miracle, I was able to escape. (Pause) I KNOW. It was summer. Well, they may sound like the same thing to you. You don't eat them--- you smell them. Yeah, it was really fun to see everyone again, but uh, Grammy, please, just let me talk!Thank you. What am I in for? Im sorry for that. Hello, and welcome to Fencing 101. Won't you Piglet? Everyone thinks about it at one time or another. Gender: Female Genre: Comedic. Its nice when they think you have everything they dont have. Walt Disney's prediction did come true. It's good to meet you. Now my cat can no longer break it. I'm not in the book, you know. The yeast-its-swelling! So, salad, or pizzasalad or pizza. Me? If I have to answer that then Ill take my sash, and my baton and Ill leave. My dad works a lot and I think thats why hes mad all the time. He has a beard and scratches on his face, bruises too. It explains a lot actually. At first I just thought it was a sick senior prank or something, since it was pretty close to the end of the year, so I just disregarded all the commotion but then I heard Ms. Neilson shouting for everyone to get under the tables. Its not really as sad as it sounds. God, I know! Another time, I crashed at Buckingham palace while the Queen was out doing some Queenly stuff. HOW DID HE DO THAT?!? Theres this one song and I think it goes like this, A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido. I think maybe the band members were poor and couldnt read or write because also, their clothes look like they came from the free box. 3. And if they dont feel pretty, why should anyone else feel pretty? The hospital is right next to a middle school and I can see kids my age talking, playing sports, and eating pizza for lunch. Well this is NOT a drill. Even when I lost ten pounds, or when the clothing was their style! I dont regret my choices. Stop shouting! You cant? I have been a straight-A student since I came out of the womb. Pedro was mad I woke him up so he hit me. Take all the time you need. I work hard to get good grades, but to not be the top of my class. He just doesnt understand what a good girlfriend I am. Right! All Im asking is that you try to live a life without her. Hes obsessed with colors and well, if you show up one day wearing a color he doesnt like, that puts him in a foul mood all day. Take that, clock! I know. Im not going to talk to her nor acknowledge her existence. I am sick and tired of the system, too. If you could just look up and see me for who I am: your staunchest supporter, your most faithful ally, your greatest resource. Oh, I remember the big blow well. But, good morning! So what if I stay in my room? HES A CAT!! I'm doing it now. Whether you jump, plummet it, tip or fall into it, is a whole other story though. Do you need a glass of water? She always knew what I needed. By: Konrad Poniatowski, Age 12, Pennsylvania USA Description: The Wolf from the Three Little Pigs complains to his cellmate in jail. Ever since we moved to this plantacion, I look at my reflection in the waters of the creek behind our little tent and I see the dirt on my face I look down at my worn clothes and think to myself, why are we so poor in the land of oportunidad? Exhales to calm herself.) I want things to change once we get our own house. I went to get a spoon, but before I knew it, the door slammed, and he was gone. I could barely even form a complete thought when no. Now Pooh being a bear of very little brain decided to invite the new sound in. But it is bad for me to as him out? I will tell her it was auto correct. When I come back above ground, I transform into the Goddess of Spring. Strike one, yelled the umpire, and everyone cheered. Its always, When Emily was your age, she already, or maybe if you just follow what Emily does, you would do it right. I am sick and tired of always being compared to her. Mom, I WILL. Oh yeah-I remember now. Normally one of my friends has a lunchbox and shares with everyone, but not today. And yet, she chooses to keep me locked outside of this door. Knowing that you angered an old priestess tired of the world and its trials. On that note, I brought some champagne so we could make mimosas, but I forgot to bring orange juice. Im the smartest of all da leprechauns. This is how I imagined my first breakup would be: (dramatic pose, Girl imitating boy voice) Im sorry. And I cant even live in this house anymore, because its so full of his memories, full of the things that we did together. He can shoot hoops? See doesnt that sound scary to you? All of you, in line. I hope you understand. MY EARS. Thats a feral cat if Ive ever seen one. People say you shouldnt live for the praise of other people, but I think the opposite is true. He wouldnt have left me. Its almost like youre always doing something that needs apologizing for. First Place Winner By: Jazarae Robinson, Age 12, Ohio, USA Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: Babysitter is not who Mom thinks she is. My patience wears thin with you ruffians. Not because I dont show it, but because they dont bother looking for it. Look at all these scratches! You dont want the iceberg? I did remember to bring the glasses though so drink up because whatever we dont drink, Robert will. Eeyore, I'm very glad that I thought of giving you a useful pot to put things in. The other night, he was waiting for me at the top of the stairs. Some girls like to think that they can be special snowflakes, but theyre all idiots! Im going to die. Well, just between you and me, they could use another shower. Youre just thinking about going home, watching tv, what youre going to make for dinner. You are constantly picking on her like shes some puppy that needs to be trained. You could be deeply, sincerely, insanely sorry for the smallest thing, and I wouldnt believe you. I cant make any friends, cant fall in love, or be loved, and I cant even walk into town without everyone around me turning into garden ornaments. Ill never believe them because of what my father did. Okay? I even keep myself clean, and I would never, ever roll around in stinky stuff in the yard, or chew on dirty socks and then lick the humans. Her just in case gun. Madman, actually. Were going with Aladdin rubbing a magic lamp to summon you instead, says Bob. Well, then. No ones ever told me Im ugly. Oh, hallo, am I glad to see you? I was getting better. (Apply red lipstick.) Im really fine. No never mind its a long story. Ive got everything I need, a camera, a flashlight(Summoning courage) Im going to find him, okay? Sadness filled the room when I saw it. No one will ever hear it. One day, someone from the group to our left said, Do you realize you get to work every day? Working frequently is like the greatest honor we could ever have, by the way. So I started to think, why if I dont belong to a groupI get to work the most? Theyre not heroes. He gave me a timid smile. Then there was the time I woke up in the middle of the night and had to use the bathroom. By: Amber Rothberg, Massachusetts, USA Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager tells her therapist about the day her sister disappeared. Zombies! Oh my, oh my, oh my goodness gracious! I just threw away a friendship after one mistake. No wait. But thats what youre doing Ray. One time he was excited when we were assigned a 35-page essay on Millard Fillmore, who is the most boring person in history. Or a skating rink! Well, let's go in! My cat can no longer taste the difference between rehydrated tuna, which he loved back on Earth, and rehydrated citrus which he would never touch back on Earth. They call me freak. But if you are seriously going to give in to the delusions of this restaurant and order shrimp fried rice, I dont think I can anymore. I never assaulted or harassed anyone at any time. Change). Until one day he left and didnt come back. You wouldve snapped too if your owner brought back one of those revolting creatures, also known as a B.A.B.Y. You see this, right? Who else could it happen to? All they do is argue. Basically, I know you have a crush on me. I had no idea what they could need to talk to us about, but we all sat on the couch anyway. Kind of rolls off the tongue, doesnt it? By: Hanna Collins, Cupertino, California, USA, Age 15 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A Chinese mother lectures her child about how easy her life is. (chuckles) Oh boy! Officer Tuffin! Live the life you are meant to live. By: Jeremiah Young, Age 16, Kansas, USA Description: A student struggles with their life Genre: Dramatic. I ran and ran and this was the first house I found. So I do care, so I'll climb there, I know who I am, Im the queen of this place and there is nothing you can do to change that. Leaping in the air, I had the feeling that I could do anything in the world. (Pause.) Oh yeah Microwave some popcorn? You look to your left and a gigantic wave is coming towards you! Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff During the summer we rode our matching blue Schwinn bikes everywhere and wed try to hold hands while riding. (does calculation and is shocked) 700 calories. You know it all because you live in the world. Anyway, I cant control it. He can be stubborn when his routine is interrupted, but Rabbit is always ready to hop into action whenever his friends are in need. Why me?! When they found out that I had bought the last ticket, things start getting interesting. Terrible. It was just a thing we did, you know. Second Place Winner! Oh, what the heck. Sometimes, stuff gets swept away, you know. Remember when you first came to visit? I would get a job. Stop being so selfish and appreciate what you have. But make sure that YOU dont ever call him that. I never saw my sister again. I was sitting in my Intro to Law class taking a test with flashcards tucked under my thigh. TWO HOURS for the greater good of everyone else, but no! He was dying. It puts me in the mood, Oh well, no matter. I could tell you all about my experience in the JROTC. Adieu[Trails off], Second Place Winner! Up. Wait a minute. acute malignant leukemia of the lymph glands sounds fancy, dont it? If anyone wants one, now is a good time to order one. Don't now-then me." -Eeyore "End of the road. But honestly, thats never going to happen, I could steal your belt buckle before you had time to put me in handcuffs. Even though hes my best friend, we have sort of a love/hate relationship. Got arrested and ended up in a juvenile detention center. Get the T-shirt. The ocean is a scary place and a childs imagination is even scarier. 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