Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. Santana slaps Finn, Santana, Finn, Rachel and Will, Mash Off, When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. Santana to Mr. Schuester, Bad Reputation. Including the fact that its a two-time thing. We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school! Santana: I don't know. We used to be the Three Musketeers. Theyre getting off work just as the sun is coming up, because this is a Beatles-themed episode and someone needed to sing Here Comes the Sun. And also because its really adorable and romantic. Twitter update! I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. Of course Santana clocks Quinns flirting the second she starts it. Santana: Where he will be for the next hour scrubbing the drug shame off of his friction-less body. Oh yeah. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . Maybe that's why we love each other so much and slap each other. Love, Santana. You know what? Santana's history on the show begins with her being one prong of the infamous "Unholy Trinity." A desperate Quinn Fabray ( Dianna Agron) employs the help of two of her fellow Cheerios to audition. TINA: Sorry, Santana. I dont want to fight anymore. Those scenes are not in this transcript. I mean, if I was made out of plastic, I'd be scared of a lot of things too; open flames, barbeques, but then, I found this!This is a pager, my friends. I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. or someone who doesnt dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dicks more She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. Most of this isn't mine anyway.". They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. You can trust me, just tell me what's going on. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen to pass to entertain exactly no one with, say, some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the middle of or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by another dead alcoholic crone. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. That pause in the beginning Glee never pauses. I've waited 5 years for this. Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. Wherever your soul is, thank you. People dont always evolve, sometimes they just change. Rant to Rachel and Kurt after they kick her out, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. But Santana was too bright, too once-in-a-lifetime, and Naya Rivera worked too hard at her career for far too long, taking bit commercials and one-off guest stars since she was a child, for this not to be her moment. Santana: I think I know how to make you feel better. So have fun at your Im a victim party acting like youre not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from Hell, Brit and I are gay and Mercedes is black, so kicking us out would be a hate crime. Rachel: Okay, wait. And Finn deserved the slap in the face Santana jumped off the stage and gave him at the end of the performance. And we'd like more please. I cant remember the last time I felt so surprised, validated, and delighted by a coming out (Waverly Earp got close!). Cosas malas! I miss this place so much. Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. A baby? Sometimes you hear it on the loudspeakers at Home Goods and feel like complaining to the manager for inappropriate context, but when its on in your car or at a party or a club its exhilarating and obviously very topical. There are quantifiably positive assets to this mash-up: the song suits Mercedes and Santana vocally, its got good choreography, its a well-orchestrated mash-up the dresses are cute. I want to think it was because it truly meant something. This is my least favorite episode of Glee. Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. Glee never shied away from making radical changes in characters or basic show universe elements without an explanation or any apparent logic, but they brought Santanas actual written history on the show and she wasnt originally written as gay to bear on her present. But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. FAIR USE DISCLAIMERCopyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comm. You are the unicorn. You are my first love. #acting Quinn fresh from Jodie Fosters clambake in college, Santana nursing her heartbreak over Brittany, two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum, one curious and one lonely. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, "You know what I don't want to marry a sexless, self-centered baton twirler. The kind of lesbians who would allow straight people to wrap themselves up in the cozy fantasy that gay people are just like them. Quinn: You guys never understood the pressure I was under. Kurt: She can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, alright? She's dating Jesse. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. Okay, wait hold up! We talk about how Naya Rivera could deliver one of those relentless Glee monologues like no one else (true) and that the power and beauty of her voice is uncontested (also true) but Naya made Santana the funniest character on that show, hands-down. Brittany is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why Im even here and why I have this job. That Santana contained multitudes, and that not all of those multitudes were nice, changed everything about what positive representation really meant on TV. You can't break up the Unholy Trinity. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. He never remembered her birthday, or noticed how much work it took to get her hair just like that over her shoulder. I'm from Lima Heights, I was raised on insults. Santana to Gunther, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. In the original, the unicorn was riding you. Palatable. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. They were my favorite grouping Glee ever did. A bunch of monologues from movies that you can try! First theres the pause. Holy crap. As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. Santana: A baby? Coming out isnt always rainbows and parades. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. In honor of learning even more. Santana: Well that's good, cause I hear your professors are into that. I felt like no one could possibly understand what I was going through when I was 16, and then, all of a sudden, there was Santana, reflecting my feelings back to me from my favorite TV show. You're what we call a "late in life gay." Every day just feels like a war. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more How could my running mate win and I didnt? You know what, this is not- Hey honeys, it's not a Big Red commercial. Gunther: I take this! you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no Naya, Im sorry the world took you for granted. I wanna make a fake baby with you!". Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed byNaya Rivera. Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. (sings in background) Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! It changed my life as it unfolded. Elliott: You know I'm actually just here to get her sheet music. Finn: No she's not. Thank you, Finn, especially. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. But make no mistake. Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. MIKE: Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina? How is everyone welcome when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay Winklevii twins? (Rachel starts crying) Oh God. His hair's already starting to grow back. No! Santana: This food was unsatisfactory. You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. Trent: Wait, are you serious, is he gonna be okay? Okay, look. The recovery of Naya Rivera 's body from Lake Piru on July 13, 2020 left millions all over the world devastated over the untimely loss of the . Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. Rachel: I don't know what you're talking about. Santana and Brittany, The Purple Piano Project. I mean, just because I hate everybody doesnt mean they have to hate me too, she cries. Whatever. Hey! Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say not worth a buck. We all know it was Puck. Santana: This is all YOUR fault! Like that whole top row. Non-threatening to the characters inside the show or outside in the audience. He lets go of my Eggo! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. This whole episode is legit queer culture. The whole thing is played perfectly. And while coming to terms with her sexuality and feelings for Brittany certainly softened her and always and especially with Brittany herself it never weakened her resolve or ability to deliver a devastating verbal barb with the precision of an assassin. The tight clasped hug that comes after, holding on to her best friend for dear life because everything around them is changing and they are each others only certainty. ". And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face. I did. Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? She didnt have the space to be a victim like Rachel. A sex-tape that follows me around to this very day.Look up at my in the internet right now. And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up. Santana about Rachel and Kurt, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Two choices: you stay here and I crack one of your nuts,right or left, that's your choice, or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? As Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera beat odds, and she changed any previously conceived scripts about who people would care about in a mainstream teen dramedy they could care just as much about the Latina lesbian as they would about the white heterosexual leads. If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. But not this. You wanted that memorial gone because youre such a cold-hearted bitch..A miserable, self-centered bitch, who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. ". Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. Ive found myself revisiting this clip more than any other this past week. Youve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. Mhmm. You suck at so many things. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? Life is very high school. Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. It was ordering my steps. Santana: But I wanted to thank you for singing that song with me in Glee Club. I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. How incredibly lucky I was to grow up with this story. I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. Well because I realized the world is even colder than I am. Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. ryan murphy gets all the credit for the good parts of glee but this one was all Naya (with help from Heather Morris, of course). Cant I just have one night where Im queen? Follow them on Twitter! I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended. Wait, do you honestly think that we can sell twenty thousand pieces of anythings? I look hot and smart. Santana: Well that outfit isnt helping. Whoa, stop right there. They're fooling around! Wrong-Flower Santana: Yup, sure did. I am forever grateful that Naya pushed for the storyline to be more than it was intended to be. Santana: No! You know what? I will never be able to listen to Glee songs again without thinking of you and feeling heartache. ", Santana to Brittany, Saturday Night Glee-ver, Were hanging onto Whitney cuz she was incredible and we love her, so dont put your baggage on us. (and Brittana / Faberry fans can come at me, bro, but Quinntana is the ship that I will go down with). She always seemed like she took the work she was doing for lesbian representation so seriously (even when the writers didnt), and she embraced how beloved she was by the community. Me and the color pink, have been in an argument for seventeen years, I can't believe I have to make nice with it now, Santana, Bridesmaids Scene, cut from On My Way. So, this for you Hudson. You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. Santana to Mr. Schuester and Emma, Showmance. Not to mention that the whole setup for the number is Santana defending Blaine. Lesbians dont have to be saintly to be fawned over on primetime television in homes across America. I dont have anything smart to say. Hi DM! I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- Santana: I'm not! Kurt and Santana, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Im a star. For the Latinx community specifically, Santana was one of the only on-screen depictions of a queer Afro-Latina. Come on, Quinn. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. Love to you, your family, your friends, and your sweet boy. And I dont wanna fight anymore, Im just too tired. When it comes on you scream and you jump and you dance like a kid to this timeless and utterly perfect pop song. I ordered shrimp! Of Santana. ". Rachel: I will totally slap you again. Oh, please! Enby is a Black/Trans owned company run by 3 enby's that believes that all bodies deserve affirmation and pleasure. We can all be honest here, if a picture is worth a thousand words then that dress is worth a million dollars. Blaine: We could have handled that. Shes the star. I just had to say that honestly, in complete transparency, its actually just mostly stressful when this happens, If its any consolation, High Art would also be on my personal top 50. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Santana and Carl, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. But I gots to say I finally feel like I have found my people. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who Investigating the mystery of God-could-you-be-more-annoying? So youre gonna grant me a wish, Thats right, double-stuffed, fatty, gassy, mcgravy pants, we are just one big happy, happy family, I did not just leave one diva-driven glee club to join another, so let me write you a reality check, Richie Bitch. Its so hard to talk about Glee without talking about the rapidly changing world for gay rights that was also happening around it. obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Rachel, Tina and Santana, Special Education. Rachel: What did I do?? When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. Say some song that Judy Garland choked on her tongue in the Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, Artie: We assumed it was you. Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. You can buy one at the Party Store. That's how my abuela puts me to sleep at night, and she was not a nice lady. Okay, maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Rachel, Santana, and Kurt were joined on the North Pole setting by four little. Its important because, before Santana Lopez, basically every character we considered positive lesbian representation was: a) white, and b) nice. Santana: He has no game. Do you know where she keeps it? I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. Like she was tired and so quietly righteous, which definitely wasnt how Santana usually cut people down. Bummer, about Blaine, he was pretty, he shouldnt have gotten in the way though that slushie was meant for Kurt. Thank you Naya. You are not playing Yente the lesbian match maker. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? Maybe that And slap each other.. Quinn: You know, I have to say, Rosario, you are killing it in that dress. Im sorry. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? Im also incredibly appreciative of the care Naya expressed for her fans in interviews. An item which, unless Lady Hummel's actually been a lady all these years, could have only been yours. I always thought Naya deserved the best actress award just for the scene alone. The only straight I am is straight up bitch., We spend a lot of time talking about Santana Lopezs musical numbers, and I suppose for a show like Glee thats pretty par for the course but theres nothing that made Santana more alive than Naya Riveras impeccable comic timing. When listening to it and watching the scene I dont even realize that Naya has such a small part because her presence is the strongest there. Naya absolutely slayed that scene and it has stuck with me ever since. Santana about Rachel, when Rachel wins the MVP Glee Club Award, Original Song. She's a mother! We'll just see if that happens. Hamburglar Finn is fine. Santana: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals because with Berry and those tights, we don't stand a chance. Santana to Rachel about her, Kurt and Blaine, Prom-asaurus, Imploding on one of the last nights we have to spend together because basically youre just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. And you know what? Santana to Rachel and New Directions, Yes/No, Admit it, Wonder Twins. Santana: It was more fun doing it together. And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. Hey Mister Arnstein, here I am! she raises both hands to the orchestra and she smiles into the audience. Santana: Is that because you've been telling her to? The fierce, confident, swaggering Santana having this quiet moment where her voice is actually quivering a little was so impactful. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. While as amazing she was at delivering the zingers, she was equally as talented at delivering the tender soft spoken line that would often lead to tears. But you know what? So endlessly grateful to Naya. I'm like a lizard. I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? Santana: Hottest guys in school. Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A? Weren't roller rinks outlawed in, like, 1981 for being totally lame? Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. She was a professional and her memory was a steel trap. There was a famous fanfiction well known for Brittana fans called Influence. TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. You look exactly like a young Brittany S. Pierce, doesnt she? I guess those contracts I signed for those commercials said that I waived my right to residuals, in exchange for a lifetime supply of Yeast-I-Stat. I accept that about you. The second could be anything. And Santana! Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca. I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. ), I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me). Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! The way she shoves that bagel in her mouth! This is our SONG. all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? That's what I thought, right? Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. It's like Eli Roth decided to make a gay horror movie, and this is the scene right before we eat each other. I have to just be me.. Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. Oh please. Santana leaves it all at Brittanys feet in that choir room, and so did Naya. Tina: Pretty much. It's like, the best deal ever. I adore you. Thank you so much. It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. Waitress: But you ate it all. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. You told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky. Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. Scratch that, we can be the Boss Bitch. thats why it didnt work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Stream Another Quinn Fabray Monologue. And it worked. You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. There was always a stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I would. was probably my favorite moment. one with. Santana's entire monologue as she forms a dastardly scheme to get back Brittany. In real life, that absolutely would have happened. Santana to Mr. Schuester (about Quinn), Audition, Well, congratulations. I cant get her If I Die Young out of my head lately. Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. Quinn: Emily Stark. You got a BOOB JOB. Why isnt Rachel talking? A way to stir shit up, often with Brittany by her side. Maybe I need Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. Santana: Yep. You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? I dont think people dont like it as much as they never think about it or talk about it, but it was one of my favorite covers they did. Just think about it. And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. 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